1. A wood stove
2. Made out of wood
3. Guaranteed to burn 4 hours
4. Made in Poland
5. Only $48.95
We found this in a machine shop in a very unique house we were showing to one of our clients. It could barely be seen through the dust of the years (and I mean years). We dusted it off and sure enough, it said what we thought it said.
Firewood costs $5/bundle. It burns for about 4 hours.
Or, you could just send off $48.95 (+shipping/handling) to this company in Poland, get yourself a real wood stove, and have yourself a fire in style. Your friends will be amazed (probably at your stupidity, but amazed, none-the-less).
Or, if you have some scrap wood laying around the house and a lot of time on your hands, perhaps you could make your own, amazing and dazing your friends. In fact, if you do it, I'd pay you at least $19.95.
I can't make this kind of stuff up. I love my job.